1. I want to be a flight attendant really BAD!!! I even had a connection with Continental Airlines who set me up with an interview after I graduated from college. Too bad the airlines had lay offs and my dream went down the drain.... I have the whole emergency "skit" memorized.
2. All through school I would have Chocolate Milk Chugging Contests with my friends at lunch!! I am undefeated! I'm talking from Kindergarten to senior year at Mercy Cross! One... Two... Three... CHUG!! I dominated! I made it my contribution to school spirit and participating in extra curricular activities at school. Since I'm scared of the ball; yes that present tense! Still scared = (
Dominated...
3. I once swam into a school of Man-of-War... Very painful experience; physically and mentally. After I was pulled up out of the water by my arms and up onto the swimming platform I was met with cups full of beer, meat tenderizer and urine. From my Aunts, Uncles, Mother and Father to name a few... "To get the sting out!" Vomit... Which reminds me!
4. The first time I ever fainted was at my friend Romig's bachelorette Party. I wanted to get out of the water and in order to do so they had to pull you out of the water by your arms and onto the back deck. Anyway, I hit my shin on the side ledge and it started swelling up soooo fast and looking like an egg under my skin that everyone started staring and pointing at. Uttt ohhhh... Don't like being the center of attention and BAM flat out on the deck! Embarrassing... I bring new meaning to the term hit the deck.
5. I have an obsession with Cheese!! I love love love it!! Sometimes I like to pinch it between my lips so it leaves a small film on them. I feel this brings out more of the "flavor" and then I eat it off. So technically, I get to eat it twice! Yay for me!! And Yay for CHEESE!!
6. I played with my Barbies till 10th Grade... This also includes House, School and other such games of the imaginary nature! I call this "creativity".
7. I am extremely shy! All through school I would just take the F on projects if they involved getting in front of the class and speaking! Especially in my Sex101 class in college! Hell no I am not getting in front of the class to discuss Karma Sutra or Dildos. (Refer to number 4)
8. I hate when people say the word "winder" instead of window. COME ON PEOPLE!!!
9. I love history! I was lucky enough to travel abroad and learn all about World War II right there on the beaches of Normandy. I will never forget it and I am forever grateful to my father for letting me have that experience!
10. I wore glasses till 7th grade. HUGE tortoise shell ones and before that red frames.
11. Almost legally blind! I can't see a thing without my contacts or glasses.
12. I've never broken a bone in my body (knock on wood)
13. I'm super superstitious. Hahhaahah
14. I was a vegetarian for a short period in my life. From about sixth grade till tenth, not for that traditional reasons either. My mother would ALWAYS cook pork chops and I hated it! So I simply said "I no longer eat meat" the end... Sorry Mom.
15. When I was younger I was obsessed with the movie the Secret Garden. I wanted a secret garden now (in the voice of Baruka from Willy Wonka)! So I decided to make one under the deck behind our house! It was a rather large deck which made the possibility of my secret garden magical.Oh the imaginary game possibilities!! I could even stand up under there! Any who, I bought seeds and scattered them everywhere like Mary Lennox in the movie, and I would shout "tulips" "lilies" "daffodils" "ferns". After several weeks my Mom asked me why I kept going under there and I told her my "secret". She totally burst my bubble when she told me the seeds couldn't grow because the sun could not reach the seeds under the deck. DUH!!!
16. In High School they always gave out awards at the end of the year for all kinds of things, and I being the non-athletic shy girl I never got anything!! So I decided I would get the attendance award my junior year. I did not miss one day!! Not ONE!!! I would drag myself to school sick, rain or shine! I was there because I wanted an award soooo bad. Well guess What? Per Usual they discontinued the award that year. I waited and waited all through assembly for them to announce the "Perfect Attendance Award" and they never did.
17. At our Senior Awards Banquet I received the "Most Promising Artist" award. I'm still proud of this one. Forget attendance! Whoop Whoop!
18. I had a pet crawfish the size of a lobster once. Our slutty babysitter Kimmy pulled it out of the ditch behind our house.
19. I love to cook! Love it! Currently I am obsessed with Spaghetti Squash! Thanks Romeo! =)
20. The thing that scares me most in the world in not being able to have children. I don't even want to think about it. My grandmother reassures me that we are fertile Chappells hahaha... Hope she right.
21. I love Family History! I love hearing where I came from and all the amazing stories!
22. I'm related to Black Beard the Pirate! He is my great great great great grandfather or something. ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
23. My most beloved feline friend Garfield who I had from the age of five till fifteen; had feline AIDS. Meowww poor Kit~TAY! He unfortunately was hit by my dumb neighbor in his rice burner!!! Arse!
24. " I see dead people".... Just ask.
25. I have a love hate relationship with egg nog... I love it soo much! I will drink cup after cup! I'll bring back my old chuggin skills and dominate people left and right!! I will sip it through straws!! I will even funnel the stuff! Then after the fun has dissolved... dun... dun... dun... in sets in... the tummy ache. This is such a sweet word for such a terrible feeling! Its hurts so bad! I'd rather be hit in the head with a beer bottle again to escape the pain. Just kidding.
26. For luck =) I believe everything DOES happen for a reason!
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